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"A cat is more intelligent than people believe and can be taught any crime." ~ Mark Twain

"A cat sees no good reason why it should obey another animal--even if the other animal does stand on two feet."    ~ Sarah Thompson

"Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic."  ~ Lillian Jackson

"The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domestic animal."     ~ Sir Compton MacKenzie

"The cat is domestic only as far as it suits its own ends."  ~ H.H. Munro

"Cats do not have to be shown how to have a good time for they are unfailingly ingenious in that respect."  ~ James Mason

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."  ~ anon

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.  Cats have never forgotten this."  ~ anon

"Cats are smarter than dogs.  You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."  ~ anon






I'm gonna need more milk to get through all of these quotes.


"Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture."  ~ Jaquelyn Mitchard

"Cats are only human.  They have their faults." ~ Kingsley Amis

"There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat." ~ Tay Hohoff

"A cat's eyes are windows, enabling us to see into another world." ~ Irish Legend

"A kitten is infinitely more amusing than half the people one is obliged to live with in the world."  ~ Sydney Owenson

"Cats, by means of their whiskers, seem to possess an additional sense." ~ Rev. W. Bingley

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."  ~ anon

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."  ~ anon

"One cat leads to another."  ~ Ernest Hemingway

"Dogs come when they're called.  Cats take a message and get back to you later."   ~ anon

"Cats are rather delicate creatures, and are subject to a good many ailments.  However, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."  ~ anon

"People who hate cats will come back in their next life as mice."  ~ anon

"Cats aren't clean; they're covered with cat spit."  ~ anon

"Cats have an infallible understanding of concentration--and get between you and it." ~ Arthur Bridges



Thatz a lotta cat quotes......yawn......


"One cat leads to another."  ~ Ernest Hemingway

"My cat speaks sign language with her tail."  ~ Robert A. Stern

"When it rains, it purrs."  ~ anon

Cats sleep anywhere.  Any table, any chair.  Top of piano, windowledge.  In the middle, on the edge.  Open drawer, empty shoe.  Anybody's lap will do.  Fitted in a cardboard box.  In the cupboard with your frocks.  Anywhere!  They don't care!"  ~  Eleanor Farjeon

"What greater gift than the love of a cat?"  ~ Charles Dickens

"Cats are connoisseurs of comfort."  ~ James Herriot

"If there is one spot of sunshine spilling onto the floor, a cat will find it and soak it up."  ~ J.A McIntosh

"There are people who reshape the world by force or argument, but the cat just lies there, dozing; and the world quietly reshapes itself to suit her comfort and convenience."  ~Allen and Ivy Dodd

"A cat is there if you call her--if she doesn't have anything better to do." 
                                                                           ~Bill Adler

"A cat in grass is a tiger in the jungle."  ~English proverb

"Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause the most inconvenience."   ~Pam Brown

"I gave my cat a bath.  He just sat there.  Actually, I thnk he enjoyed it.  It wasn't very fun for me, though.  The fur kind of stuck to my tongue."  ~Steve Martin

"The reason cats climb is so they can look down on almost every other animal--it's also the reason why they hate birds."     ~Kay Buffington

"If their claws didn't retract, cats would be like velcro."  ~ Bruce Fogle

"Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes.  Can they be thinking, 'I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice'?"  ~Bette Midler

"Experience is valuable in most human endeavors, but the problem of getting a cat down out of a tree is new every time it arises."   ~ Francis Duffy

"A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to."  ~ Louis J. Camuti




Blame the grey cat. I had nothing to do with this......


 
 
 
 



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